On 1/9/2016 7:19 PM, Gunner Asch wrote:
On Sat, 09 Jan 2016 15:11:25 -0800, wrote:

On Sat, 9 Jan 2016 11:43:10 -0800, Turtle Island
wrote:

On 1/8/2016 7:41 AM, wrote:
Attention: Gunner Asch

Dear Fellow Patriot Gunner,

We have become aware of your special skillset and we need you!

As you have undoubtedly read, the lamestream media is ridiculing the
Brave Patriots here at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. And we're
not doing very well on social media either. Of course we expected some
of it, but we couldn't have predicted the fratricide caused by Larry's
plea for snacks, and Wilbur's ****ing tarp-covered rocking-chair
bivouac. It is our desperate hope that you will use your online chops
to cauterize our gushing dignity. Please note that we're not asking
for any physical help from you since we're not entirely stupid.

Heil Palin!

O.R.E.O.s

Oregon Revolutionary Embattled Occupiers

PS OPSEC paramount

Excellent!

gummer, the atherosclerotic cripple, will not of course go.

We were sure of that, especially considering that he could have made
the trip many times already. Christ, he could have sailed here by now
on one of his trailer ornaments. That's why we only asked for things
he could do while enhancing his already considerably thick ass
calluses.

He has no balls.

That has never prevented him from doing the only thing he's good at:
trying to convince the world that he believes he has balls and more
intelligence than toe jam. Our revolution may get us laughed out of
Oregon but we've done more in a week than Gunner has done in a
lifetime. And just like Gunner we don't own the place we're living but
at least we don't owe anything on it.


O.R.E.O.s

(VBG)

You aren't grinning, toe-jam. You're sitting there crying.