On 01/09/2016 04:27 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 1/9/2016 6:35 PM, T wrote:
On 01/09/2016 05:28 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:

I've had great results with that Nephite Unicorn meat.
Makes me feel invincible.


Why did mine taste like horse meat?

I had to ask the Elders. Mine was just as tender
as bread, as sweet as honey, and as nutritious as
Flintstones Chewables. Much has to do with the faith
of the person eating. I regret yours was less than
successful. Perhaps more faith?


More faith, less horse meat?