On 01/03/2016 12:44 PM, Don Y wrote:

[snip]

(Everyone knows Jesus came down the chimney on that first XMAS bearing
GIFTS... dispatched from a sleigh pulled by reindeer... made by little
pointy eared GOBLINS...)

Christmas Carol is Santa's wife.

"People worship the god Santa who has terrible claws to kill those on
the naughty list."

--
"Clergyman. A ticket speculator outside the gates of Heaven." [H.L.
Mencken]