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On Sunday, December 27, 2015 at 10:18:59 AM UTC-6, Muggles wrote:
On 12/27/2015 6:54 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Sunday, December 27, 2015 at 4:06:41 AM UTC-6, wrote:
On Sat, 26 Dec 2015 23:04:06 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

finding no visible concerns.

We really don't know, but the 28 day interval
is a clue. Second clue, they put up signs
about not flushing femminine product, and the
clog has not happened since. Those who know
suspect low flow toilets combined with flushable
womanly items.

We had the same problem at work. Same solution too. The original low
water toilets were terrible. Not much savings when you double or triple
flush. New ones have been perfect.

Simple solution. Make women REGISTER to buy those feminine products.
Then have a magntic strip on each and every one of them. (like on a
credit card). When one of them clogs a drain, read the magnetic strip
and send the plumbing bill to the registered female owner of that
feminine product!


I can see the TV ads now about how young women must register their schnitzels with the Excretive Service or get screwed by the government. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Screwy Monster

It might be fair if men had to register every time they took a dump! hahaha!
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Some of my deposits require intervention by a toxic waste spill response team from The EPA. Š™.˜‰

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