On Sat, 26 Dec 2015 16:57:52 -0500, Stormin Mormon
wrote:

I don't know if the tubes my church uses are eco. But,
I do know they don't last very long, and the light
output is poor. Not sure which admin did this to us,
but I do know I don't much like it.

.... let me narrow that down.

'Electoral College Ornaments' ?
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