On Sunday, December 20, 2015 at 5:57:16 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 20 Dec 2015 15:26:52 -0800 (PST), Uncle Monster
wrote:

On Sunday, December 20, 2015 at 11:11:42 AM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 20 Dec 2015 04:31:55 -0800 (PST), Uncle Monster
wrote:

I'm thinking of donating my body to a medical school. I could still teach young people after I die. ?(€¢?€¢)?

[8~{} Uncle Corpse Monster

That should have quite a bit of entertainment value :-\

Hell, parts of me could wind up in jars of formaldehyde and be around for centuries. \(?'?'?)/

[8~{} Uncle Specimen Monster

Our local paper just had an article about penis transplants for
wounded veterans. Diagrams and all. You could donate for a good
cause.

Who'd want a Vienna sausage? Well, it is weiner length when inflated. \(—¦'Œ£'—¦)/

[8~{} Uncle Sausage Monster