On 10/12/15 19:04, Peter the Parrot ****er wrote:
"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in
news
I see floods all over the news. Why should sensible people like me
who didn't buy a house in a flood plain have to foot the bill for
those that did? The government is paying millions to "victims" of
flood.


Hello and thank you for taking the time to read this announcement.

My name is Peter and I am from Scotland. I am 58 years old and
I have bad teeth and a runny nose.

I am looking for anything with a pulse to shag.
I am a serious, guy.


And an illiterate one too. But hey, it's Scotland..

If you are interested in meeting me, please write to me at the
address below, enclosing a photo, some soiled panties, and
information on how you can be contacted.

Peter Hucker
c/o me mum
38 St. Serfs Grove
CLACKMANNAN
FK10 4SR
Tel: 01259 723661


Obviously having Nicola Sturgeon as your First Lady wasn't good enough...

Must have been the smell of fish.

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