On Thursday, December 10, 2015 at 9:38:53 PM UTC-6, wrote:
On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 19:12:21 -0800 (PST), Uncle Monster
wrote:

On Thursday, December 10, 2015 at 3:39:58 PM UTC-6, wrote:
On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 14:32:37 -0600, wrote:

You're Grounded !!!

The next time you tell one of your kids "You're Grounded", make sure you
ground them using the methods required by the electrical code (NEC).

Each child must be connected to at least two approved ground rods, with
#6 copper wire securely clamped to the child, using an approved brass
clamp.

Just thought I better pass this along, to prevent any improper grounding
methods!

Now you can proudly say:

Son, "You're Grounded according to the NEC"

Interesting concept. Just stake your kids out in the yard. That will
keep them out of trouble.

Where do you connect the hot wire on a little kid? o_O

[8~{} Uncle Grounded Monster

You are not paying attention. The kid is grounded, the hot wire goes
to the perimeter fence. ;-)

Yea but where's the recharging port located on the kid. ^__^

[8~{} Uncle Kidding Monster