You're Grounded !!!

The next time you tell one of your kids "You're Grounded", make sure you
ground them using the methods required by the electrical code (NEC).

Each child must be connected to at least two approved ground rods, with
#6 copper wire securely clamped to the child, using an approved brass
clamp.

Just thought I better pass this along, to prevent any improper grounding
methods!

Now you can proudly say:

Son, "You're Grounded according to the NEC"