On 12/5/2015 12:15 AM, Micky wrote:
You know, when you get to Heaven, there are no battery operated tools.
But there are receptacles every 20 feet. They tried battery tools
for a while, but when the batteries wore out, instead of recycling
them properly, some would just drop them on the floor. And of course
there was no floor and the batteries would fall to earth, going
enormously fast by the time they hit the ground. Several people were
hurt and 2 were killed. The press covered it on those 2 occasions and
said "died of unknown cause" because they didn't think the battery
would have enough speed to kill. No one wanted to admit the obvious,
that they had falled from a great height.


One possible theory is that all power tools are
divinely powered. They never need charging, and
never go flat. Of course, this theory isn't
Biblical, so no body better believe it.



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