Went to HF today to buy a couple small things. Black
guy behind the counter. Next register staffed by a black
woman. He says "Can I get your phone number, area
code first?"

I said, well, I'm going to have to use the N word on you.
(I could see him brace for impact.) I leaned over the
counter, and in my best firm voice, I said "NO!".

Five or six expressions crossed his face, and then he burst
out laughing. Turned to the black woman and says "Hey, dat
wa pretty goo!" Back to me. "you did that on purpose!" to
which I admitted I had.

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