On 11/27/2015 2:00 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
Benny met a Genie who would grant him 3 wishes with the stipulation that
Benny could never shave his beard again. If he did, the Genie would stuff
him into a clay pot for the rest of eternity.

Benny agreed and became a very rich and happy man. However, after a few
years, he grew tired of the long beard. Since he hadn't heard from the
Genie in all that time, he figured he could get away with shaving it off.
As soon as he finished shaving - POOF - he found himself crammed inside
a clay pot.

The moral of the story:

A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.


I did forward that to some people who would
appreciate it. Thank you for brighten the days
of a couple of my friend. As with mine.

There was a young man who read usenet
Whose lights went off due to a fusenet
He said call the maker
And switch to a breaker
Sadly, I just ran out of rhymes.