I drive the speed limit on our back roads. If you want me to speed up,
you'll have to push me.

That's my policy too. Most tailgaters will continue to "ride your ass"
no matter how fast you go. Sometimes I slow way down, hoping they will
pass me. If they continue to ride my ass, I usually just pull over on
the shoulder, until they do pass. Tailgating is a pet peeve of mine. I
wish it was legal to install a flame thrower on the rear of my car!

I tap the brakes while adding a little gas.

the close ollower always ddrops back