Uncle Monster laid this down on his screen :
On Friday, November 20, 2015 at 5:55:32 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster presented the following explanation :
On Friday, November 20, 2015 at 11:30:39 AM UTC-6, notbob wrote:
On 2015-11-20, Eagle no@not wrote:

EEEEW! I can't eat let alone smell corned beef and cabbage!

Sucks to be you!

nb

Watch out, Big Chief Eagle will scalp you. •°(—£ï¹�—¢)•¯

[8~{} Uncle Hairy Monster

Yeah...I hate hairy steak!

Meat eating Eagle

You must shave them before you cook them unless you singe the hair off with a
direct flame. It's also a good idea to gut, skin and clean them before
cooking unless you go for the extremely primitive caveman cooking methods.
^_^

[8~{} Uncle Cave Monster

Haven't you heard? Us Native people are 2 centurie behind the white
eye, so we eat our elk raw. )