Sing this to "The Beverly Hillbillies Theme"..
Grab a banjo and sing along DarkMatter!

There once was a Tard Boy and his name was DarkMatter..
He wore a rubber helmet and posted round in here..
And then one day he was being pretty rude..
Then the newsgroups told him to "get a life dude"!...
Troll that is, skippy whipper, pencil neck geek!

The first thing you know he says he's an engineer..
His folks finally said "move away from here".
So he loaded up his helmet and his new set of knee pads.
And flew to San Diego where he became frustrated..
Rubber helmet, knee pads, ball gag!

And now it's time to say goodbye to Tard Boy and his fits.
This tube steak parasite will have to finally give it up..
He's whinin' bout top postin' cuz' he "does not have a life"...
If he'd drop his little skippy, he just might find a wife..

Shot to the Head!
Noose round' the neck!
Whatever it takes!
You all go away now Tard Boy, ya hear?


"DarkMatter" wrote in message
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On Fri, 10 Oct 2003 07:58:50 -0400, none Gave us:

On Thu, 09 Oct 2003 23:02:22 -0700 DarkMatter
wrote in Message id:
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I grew up under a father

Dad raped you frequently, did he? That explains much. A pity he didn't
snuff you when he was done having his way with you.


Yet another total retard.

Your mother should be jailed as the criminal she is for the felony
of not flushing your lame ass, the moment you exited hers. Instead,
I'll just flush you, and every subsequent retarded troll **** post you
make.