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On Tue, 13 Oct 2015 00:40:35 +0100, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

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Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
Of course not. They are kept in a prison.

They enjoy it.

No surprise the likes of you believes that.


You can tell when a bird is happy.


Of course you can. Parrots talk, after all.


If you need speech to tell if someone is happy, you're retarded.

Ones in small cages without much
attention are not happy. Mine are in an indoor aviary and have the
company of other birds aswell as me.


Right. So prisoners of war were happy because they had company?


What a ridiculous comparison. Are you a member of PETA or something? That ****ed up zero tolerance association, the RSPCA on steroids.

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