On Friday, October 23, 2015 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 23 Oct 2015 14:17:35 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

If you kids don't behave, I'm pulling The Internet over and taking your Usenet away. You won't get it back until we get to Grandma's house. ^_^

... no more ice cream either. You have to pee on the side of a red
dirt road -- in public. In front of Goad and everybody.

See the post I made about urine and electricity not mixing well. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Pee Monster