On Mon, 12 Oct 2015 20:58:02 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:


"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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On Mon, 12 Oct 2015 20:16:05 +0100, Rod Speed
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Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote
Dave Plowman (News) wrote
Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote

Birds are nice creatures. The only annoying noise is the dog.

They make a very nice crunching noise when eating a parrot.

Nobody has ever stood in parrot **** by mistake.

I have, because so many love my trees.

And they **** all over my car too. Dogs don't.

Don't park under the trees.

I've seen dogs **** on my hedge, while on a lead! The owner didn't think
it was doing anything wrong! I asked if they'd mind if I ****ed on their
hedge.

No you didn't.
You haven't got the guts to ask that.

I don't live in a pikey area like you, the chances of getting attacked are slim.

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