On 12/10/2015 17:58, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Mon, 12 Oct 2015 17:48:48 +0100, Dave Plowman (News)
wrote:

In article ,
Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
Do parrots **** in the woods?

It probably washes away and stinks less than dog ****. Also the pet
ones don't **** outside their owner's home.

Of course not. They are kept in a prison.

They enjoy it.

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