On Mon, 12 Oct 2015 17:58:20 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 12/10/2015 16:42, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Mon, 12 Oct 2015 16:40:00 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 12/10/2015 16:24, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Mon, 12 Oct 2015 16:17:23 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 12/10/2015 15:58, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Mon, 12 Oct 2015 15:53:25 +0100, Dave Plowman (News)
wrote:

In article ,
Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Mon, 12 Oct 2015 11:11:32 +0100, Dave Plowman (News)
wrote:

In article ,
Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
Birds are nice creatures. The only annoying noise is the dog.

They make a very nice crunching noise when eating a parrot.

Nobody has ever stood in parrot **** by mistake.

Do parrots **** in the woods?

It probably washes away and stinks less than dog ****. Also the pet
ones don't **** outside their owner's home.

Because they are prisoners and have no choice.

Why do people put dogs on leads?

For safety reasons.

Sentences ending with the word "reasons" don't actually give the reason.

The reasons are obvious to anyone.

I've seen plenty dogs without leads, walking along the pavement next to a busy road.

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