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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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On 11/10/2015 12:30, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
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Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
Not for those into what happens more than anywhere else.

Things cause noise. What's wrong with some natural surroundings
like
trees?

They have parrots in them round here. Nasty things which make a lot
of
noise. And a particularly unpleasant one.

We get lots of Parakeets around here and they make an awful screeching
sound.

We get lots of galahs in the trees here and they make a hell of a
racket.

Not just their screeching and jabbering to each other either,
I have a big line of trees along what would otherwise be the
fence line to the park next door and when there are a hundred
or more of them in those trees as there can be at times, the
sound of them all taking off at once when I come out of the
house which has the front door on that side can be amazing.

I'd like that.

I don't mind that. Not so keen on them
all jabbering at each other for hours tho.

Easy enough to frighten birds off.

Not these. My trees leave all the rest for
dead, that's why they all congregate there.

You put the trees there. And you could put something up the trees to scare them.

Can't legally do the same to people though.

You can actually.

How?

I fail to see people not liking birds.

You wanna try our magpies at this time of year.

Complete pain in the arse.

No birds would ever bother me.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

I like birds, why would they bother me?

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