On Mon, 12 Oct 2015 15:53:25 +0100, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Mon, 12 Oct 2015 11:11:32 +0100, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
Birds are nice creatures. The only annoying noise is the dog.

They make a very nice crunching noise when eating a parrot.

Nobody has ever stood in parrot **** by mistake.

Do parrots **** in the woods?

It probably washes away and stinks less than dog ****. Also the pet ones don't **** outside their owner's home.

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