On Sun, 11 Oct 2015 12:30:04 +0100, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
Not for those into what happens more than anywhere else.

Things cause noise. What's wrong with some natural surroundings like
trees?

They have parrots in them round here. Nasty things which make a lot of
noise. And a particularly unpleasant one.

Most trees don't have parrots in them. And the only parrot that makes an annoying noise is the conure.

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