On Sat, 10 Oct 2015 13:14:52 -0500, Muggles wrote:

I discovered that as long as my wife is talking, she thinks she is
communicating :-\


She probably thinks the same thing about men talking... something along
the lines of "I've said it 5 times already, so why doesn't he understand
I want that dohicky to move that way and cover that thing-a-ma-bob so it
won't get wet??"

The longer my wife talks, the taller the grass gets. Men use logic.
We want the seeds in the lawn to flourish. Drop and make more grass.