"Steph" wrote in message
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On Wednesday, 7 October 2015 23:37:30 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:
ARW wrote
Steph Wood wrote

I was hoping you could give me some advice. I have noticed for
sometime
there are many feral stray cats roaming around my area. My neighbour
who
lives a field away killed a cat with antifreeze. He is not a mentally
well man. With this in mind, I was thinking of building a shelter for
these cats to save them from my neighbour. Would it be cheaper buying
a
child's playhouse or building my own? Any advice would be greatly
appreciated.

Could they not stay with you under your bridge?

No way, cats aren't stupid

I Have 5 pussies at the minute, 1 labrador dog, a lizard, a toad

That is just you.

and I look after the spiders that enter the house

That isn't your bridge, stupid.

as they kill flies. They all must be stupid

Nope, just you.