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OK, where can I buy carrier bags for less than 5 pence ? Our
free supply of kitchen bin bags has ended !
Simon.

Roll of 50 bags is a quid at Poundshop.

Do you do all your shopping at Poundshop?

Nope, not been there for months. It would seem that the major
retailers are now matching or getting close to their prices.
It was good fun going there though, you can get garden stuff dead
cheap.

You mean for a quid?


Amongst other decorations:
Two large plastic butterflies for a quid.
Two large plastic ladybirds for a quid.
I have six of each on the back garden fences. They have been there
for I think the past three years and visitors still admire them.


Which visitors admire them?

Friends.
Family.
Neighbours.
They have all commented on them.

Your turn:


I should imagine your neighbours visitors first comment when they visit
them is "Who the **** lives in that house with the ****e all over his
fence? - looks a right **** that does"

I would also expect your friends and familys first comment to each other
as they pull away in their car after visiting you to be "**** me - did
you see his fence? - looks a right **** that does - but I did not want
to say anything to upset him"


You imagine and expect wrongly.
I was once told that my front garden was "The best in the street".
You see Adam, I do not live on a stinking ******** council estate as you
do.
One day you just might grow a pair of balls and buy your own home. But as
you are not too intelligent I doubt that this will happen.

Best in the street my arse. Who told you it was the best - my mother's
hairdresser? Do not believe her as she is as thick as pig ****.

Several of the neighbours told me that my front garden was the best in the
street. I would not bull**** this.
As for hairdressers, I have dealt with many of them. They are all as thick
as pig****.

Did you get charged with assault when you attacked that apprentice?
Do tell us.

It was not assault and I was not charged, in fact I was never arrested. I
was invited to the police station to make a statement and the matter was
then dropped.

How shameful to have to make a statement in a police station.
There will always be another apprentice to bully.
Big tough guys from council estates like to bully apprentices. Your postings
show this.