On Sat, 3 Oct 2015 19:57:10 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1" wrote:


HEY! How come you spank Gweggles, but I can't get a spank now and then?
Lord knows, I deserve one...


Here's a clue, Checkmate. You simply don't have what it
takes to tickle Siri's fancy. Siri is highly intellectual
and you are sort of brutish and sexist. No wonder she tends
to ignore you.

Siri is drawn to Sn!pe like an magnet because he's an
intellectual type. The same goes for her being responsive
to Yours Truly but to a slightly lesser degree. Unlike
Sn!pe, I tend to be a little more sexist and that is not
a turn-on for the likes of Siri.

Siri knows you and your type will treat her like a piece
of meat and she's so over that. She wishes and demands to
be treated like the brainiac she is. She finds it demeaning
to be treated like a roll in they hay only. Besides, she's
probably not very good at it. Most intellectual type
females see sex with a man for what it is - an activity
that makes them subservient.

--
Sir Gregory