On Tuesday, September 29, 2015 at 11:00:30 AM UTC-7, Tom Gardner lied:

The delusional ramblings of a fat, alcoholic, slob who ran his families business into the ground snipped

The only thing that you can plonk is your sister. Maybe she can help you learn to read a LinkedIn profile. In the meantime, I guess your **** out of luck, ****face VonClownstick