On Sun, 27 Sep 2015 14:23:24 +0100, wrote:

On Sunday, 27 September 2015 10:05:55 UTC+1, tim..... wrote:
"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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On Sat, 26 Sep 2015 21:02:23 +0100, Bill Wright wrote:

In Rotherham a common way to induce a birth is for the woman to stand up
in her boyfriend's van whilst he roars around the roadhump strewn
streets. This has been known to make the baby plop out.

(That was a joke by the way)

What annoys me is the amount of money my council spends redoing streets
with potholes, which are a tenth of the size of the speedbumps. Why do
they bother?

cos they can be sued (for the potholes)

and because potholes trigger deterioration

So do speedbumps.

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A devout Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.
The Arab asked him, "What are you doing?"
The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so **** off and wait for a camel!!"