| When your wife moves her pillow and 20 big assed ants scurry across
| the bed, you kill the ants.

I would have thought it'd be a better idea
to get up off the ground and go into the
house. But it sounds like the two of you
were probably having fun, anyway.

I've dealt with a lot of carpenter ant nests
in wet, rotted wood. I've never seen them
come back. There's nothing of interest to
them inside a house.