On Wednesday, September 16, 2015 at 12:42:22 PM UTC-5, Gordon Shumway wrote:
On 16 Sep 2015 17:23:13 GMT, KenK wrote:


Most every time I go to the laundromat I come home with one or two less
socks than I went with! As I did today.

My theory is all their customers' missing socks are recycled to China by
all the laundromats and resold in Walmart or dollar stores.

Or aliens are collecting them for some interesting reason.

Or...

Winder how many other items I'm missing?

What's your theory?

There is a simple, totally affective, way to prevent this from
happening in the future... quit washing them! After a short period of
time they will begin to take on a life of their own and nobody would
want to get near them, let alone carry them off, so the demand for
them would eventually reduce to zero. Problem solved.

How can you tell if a pair of jeans belong to a biker?....They stand up on their own. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Trouser Monster