Most every time I go to the laundromat I come home with one or two less
socks than I went with! As I did today.

My theory is all their customers' missing socks are recycled to China by
all the laundromats and resold in Walmart or dollar stores.

Or aliens are collecting them for some interesting reason.

Or...

Winder how many other items I'm missing?

What's your theory?

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You know it's time to clean the refrigerator
when something closes the door from the inside.