Stormin Mormon wrote in news:wppBx.6630$oV3.3974
@fx13.iad:

My free cruise tickets will
be here any day, after my check for $35,495.99
clears the bank for postage and handling of the
free cruise tickets.


Too bad! If I had known the 'free' price was so low I'd have jumped at the
opportunity. I just didn't want to take advantage of their free ticket
offer; I was sure they could find someone that needs them more.


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