"Paul Derbyshire G8DGC" wrote in message
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"The Burke, col ret" wrote in
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I wood say it's my commanding attitude, the ability to
command the troops into battle. That's what I say.



"BANDWIDTH"

A HAM'S WAIST SIZE!


Speaking of that waist size thingy, did I mention (yes I did) I'm going
today to see the doctor regarding these crotch pimples?
I think I getz 'em because I'm fat enough that air don't get down there
betwixt the folds.
What say you?