On Sunday, August 16, 2015 at 2:06:33 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:

I'm not an Apleophile but I do own a few Apple computers older than the women I chase, err, limp after...

"Limp after" is fine...limp before...they have a pill for that. ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )