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I spent the last 5 weeks building a nice deck on the front of my house.
It sticks out from the house 10 feet and covers the whole front of the
house. I built it without posts, so it just attached to the house.

When it was completed, I walked out to the edge, and all of a sudden my
house tipped over. Now the house sits as a 45 deg angle being held in
place by the deck. And the front of the deck is now touching the lawn.

How do I fix this?



As this problem is clearly a direct affect of global warming, er, I mean
climate change, it will be impossible to fix. If only you had used fewer
fossil fuels during your hedonistic life. Serves you right.