On Wed, 5 Aug 2015 16:53:39 -0400, Stormin Mormon wrote:

On 8/5/2015 3:31 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:

I was devastated when my doctor told me I could
no longer have children, he said they contain too
much sugar and I could choke on the small bones.

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[8~{} Uncle Cannibal Monster


Have you tried puppies? Might be lower cholesterol.

I don't think it was his doctor that told him to stay away from children. it was his parole officer.