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Default Bob Green: Why STD is inevitable.

On Wednesday, August 5, 2015 at 7:12:14 AM UTC-5, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 8/3/2015 11:52 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:

A well meaning charity in Sweden sent condoms

to Africa to be used for disease prevention and
birth control. The Africans used them for party
balloons because the condoms were too small for
their intended use. ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

[8~{} Uncle Rubber Monster


The same mechanic who had the dried out fan, told me a
story about relief workers going to Africa. They
brought a load of condoms to help deal with the spread
of AIDS in the contintent.

The relief workers taught the locals to (mechanic extends
his index finger pointing towards the ceiling) roll the
condomon like this (makes gestures of rolling condom onto
his extended index finger) before relations. Well,
aparently the Africans did just that (roll condom onto
extended index finger) and the spread of aids and STD
continued about the same rate as before.
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I read about another well meaning group that sent tractors so the villagers could more efficiently plow the fields and grow food. When a representative went to check on how the people were doing, the villagers had spark plugs in their earlobes and tractor parts being used as decorations in their huts and on their bodies. Kids were playing on the rusting tractors. The charity had forgotten to supply the villagers with one thing,....fraking fuel! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[8~{} Uncle Village Monster