"Edmund J. Burke" wrote in message ...

"NEMO" wrote in message news
On Wed, 29 Jul 2015 10:49:39 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

Thought I was about to fart when I **** my underpants.
Discuss...............

It's called a 'wet fart'. Old people tend to do that, Coloon...get
used to it! LOLOK


I know what it's called, you jealous ****! Jealous because you can't fart
anymore, colostomy queen?
LOL

so do I