On Mon, 27 Jul 2015 12:37:47 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote:

And no, I'm not gay, but I do have gay friends. Why would that, in any
way, be relelvent?

I like my happy friends better. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Happy Monster

Having male dangling participles, looking back over the years I think
I would have been a really good lesbian.