Global stocks market crash looking good now. It's time to drop yer cocks
(or stocks, lol) and grab yer socks. RUN FER THE HILLS, BOYS. IT'S
ARMORGETTIN'.
YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

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I knew from a very early age I was destined to be a philosopher, so well did
I comprehend the underpinnings of humanity.