Oren wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jun 2015 18:56:30 -0400, Frank "frank

wrote:

On 6/11/2015 5:45 PM, Oren wrote:
You can't make this stuff up

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4290555025001/like-a-tornado-girl-fierce-description-of-car-crash/?playlist_id=921261890001#sp=show-clips

https://tinyurl.com/qgcgmr7

...no um sayin'?


Candidate to replace Caitlin Jenner's picture on the new
Kellogg's
Froot Loops box.

That creature should only be paid 71 cents on the dollar.
The *******
has started a war on women, says he/she/it is a republican
and only
wants to date girls. All this thing is doing is trying to
be a
lesbian. I do hope it votes for our next republican. It
hasn't cut off
his tallywacker, yet

...
P.S. I'm a lesbian

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat
there
sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real
cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch,
herding
horses, mending fences, and branding cattle so I guess I
am."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking
about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When
I shower,
watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."

A little while later, a couple sat down next to the old
cowboy and
asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out
I'm a
lesbian.