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Default Best portable hand-held vacuum cleaner

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On 6/9/2015 9:15 AM, Colon Edmud Burchese wrote:
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This review says Black & Decker is the only brand that really works:
http://finalreview.hubpages.com/hub/...vacuum-reviews



Sucks a golf ball thru a garden hose.
Now what else kood do that but Miss Recktum and his/her famous quivering
limey lips?
LOL


YOU could suck a ladyboy dry, Coloon!

But here in the UKraine, Electrolux vacuum cleaners used to have ads that
said "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux." One of these was seen on a
billboard, where some slag had added "I do - Tracey". LOLOK


eLECTROlux is an American brand! At least you don't buy any of that ****ING
TRASH the buck teeth make. It's all junk by American standards. Of course,
our standards are MUCH HIGHER, YOU **** LICKING LESBIAN!
LOL