On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 20:00:32 -0400, "Mike Marlow"
wrote:

Swingman wrote:


I generally have a glass of wine on the front porch before dinner.
Damned parrot would wolf whistle every female that walked down the
sidewalk ... and the only person they could see was me.

Had to do a bit of explaining on more than one occasion, and pretty
sure, to this day. there is more than one lady who didn't buy my
story.

I wouldn't believe your story either, you old coot...

You misspelled "perv". ;-)