On Friday, August 7, 2015 at 10:43:37 AM UTC-5, DerbyDad03 wrote:

But it's a hollow tube. That was the whole point of the joke.

There are those who perforate their meat and veggies, then tearing along the dotted line.

Slats: Use large diameter bamboo, the slats may be thicker, than smaller bamboo; Bevel cut the ends, to increase the end grain surface area, before laminating (at an angle) the slats together?

Sonny