"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 23:52:09 +0100, Rod Speed
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Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.

Just the sort of thing you chavs are infested with.

Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted in it jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Lousy photo, much too small.

www.specsavers.co.uk

Useless. Blowing it up was useless because you were too stupid
to take a proper photo presumably because you are such a
desperate chav that you can't even afford a proper camera.