Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote

Odd bug. Found on my leg for the second time in a few days.

Just the sort of thing you chavs are infested with.

Thought it was a midge, but trying to squash it
resulted in it jumping very fast, like a sandfly.
Google image search doesn't help.
http://petersphotos.com/temp/Bug.jpg

Lousy photo, much too small.