On 10 Aug 2015 08:34:28 GMT, Huge wrote:

I very much doubt it. My Will has instructions for cremation and
releasing my ashes to the wind across our in-bye.

Pity you won't be there to see all the people at your funeral brushing
themselves down, rubbing their eyes and coughing your remains up ...

The funeral will be at a crem somewhere, donno where the
nearest/nicest is but it'll be 20 to 30 miles away minimum. Seems
sensible to have the booze up nearer the crem than get everyone to
drive for an hour. Doesn't bother me, I won't be there.

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Cheers
Dave.