"Chris Hogg" wrote in message
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On Thu, 18 Jun 2015 20:02:39 +0100, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Mrs Pounder Esquire has been smoking snouts for 53 years.
Three months ago she got one of those e-fag things. After two weeks she
stopped smoking it, she no longer needs a snout and would not bull**** me.
She gave the e-fag to me.
I have been a very heavy smoker for 45 years, and I LIKED it.
I've not had a snout for six weeks and do not want one. There is a pack of
unopened snouts in the house.
Shirley this must be worth a try?


Well done, sir!

Thank you Sir.
Btw, the plants in my garden have been a utter disaster this year.
Mrs Pounder Esquire has been taking the slash out of me :-(
We bought some bedding plants which up to now look okay.
Stupid garden .............. Doh!




And the Welsh are going to discourage their use by banning them in
public places, on the grounds that they encourage young people to take
up smoking. How stupid is that!
http://tinyurl.com/p3z4723