"harryagain" wrote in message
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Scottish First Minister
Nicola Sturgeon was touring Perthshire in the First Minister's chauffeur
driven car. Suddenly a cow jumped out into the road. They hit it full on
and the car comes to a stop.

Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out and
check - you were driving." The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that
the animal is dead.

"You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola, "I can't afford
to be blamed for anything." The chauffeur walks up the drive to the
farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered, his hair ruffled
and with a big grin on his face.

"My goodness, what happened to you?" asks Nicola.
The chauffeur replies : "When I got there, the farmer opened his best
bottle of single malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the
daughter made love to me"
"What on earth did you say to them?" asks Nicola.
"I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said, 'I'm Nicola
Sturgeon's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.'"




tee hee....she is .......